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Showing posts with label Marriage joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage joke. Show all posts

Apr 26, 2015

Wife wanted

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds:

“Wife wanted”....

Next day he received a hundred letters...

They all said the same thing:

“You can have mine.”

Telling a lie

Telling a lie is,

Fault 4 a little boy,

an Art 4 a lover,

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor, and

a Matter of survival 4 a married man