Dead body

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.

Heart attack for mother

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

Little johny: A heart attack!

What If Somebody Makes A Mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

Gandhiji

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...

Student:A holiday

Mad teacher

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs...

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Cricket essay

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match..

All were busy writing except Banta..

He wrote

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Where god live?

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom...

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Principal shocks Students rocks.

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...!

STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...
Principal shocks...!

Student rocks....! B-)

Good teacher

A good teacher according to students is
1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Air and Student

Air & students hv d same mentality...

How???????????

Both are turning d book's pages without reading.

Smart answer by student

Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born...

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Math funny form

Question:
What is the full form of MATHS...

Answer:
Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

Teacher student joke

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together...I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body...

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)